tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52377912010662911702011-04-21T22:38:29.838+02:00Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger711100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-85185763164130195502009-02-05T07:09:00.000+01:002009-02-05T07:10:29.993+01:00La vida: no importa on ni com la visquis, sinó amb qui.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8518576316413019550?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-29486445506448024972009-01-30T10:18:00.000+01:002009-01-30T10:19:25.718+01:00Parlar amb tu és viure records d'un futur perfecte.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-2948644550644802497?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-40329358511397783562008-10-29T01:06:00.000+01:002008-10-29T01:07:02.258+01:00Avui he estat a un intro de confessar-ho tot.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4032935851139778356?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-46036981818435047622008-10-27T00:03:00.002+01:002008-10-27T00:03:51.289+01:00El problema és que no busques algú, la busques a ella.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4603698181843504762?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-10446811237457339722008-10-12T04:08:00.001+02:002008-10-12T04:10:32.063+02:00M'agrada la teva amiga ho sento.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-1044681123745733972?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-53169504784634036452008-09-30T00:37:00.000+02:002008-09-30T00:38:12.581+02:00No hi ha terra a la vista perquè no navego cap enlloc.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5316950478463403645?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-54379884846131268162008-09-28T23:50:00.001+02:002008-09-28T23:50:35.061+02:00La mentida més grossa de totes és creure que ens mereixem algo millor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5437988484613126816?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-67064601294763101982008-09-28T23:47:00.000+02:002008-09-28T23:48:05.449+02:00Sense expectatives es viu més bé.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6706460129476310198?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-16732859669366828222008-09-28T23:46:00.002+02:002008-09-28T23:47:25.911+02:00[qualsevol frase aquí]. Llàstima que no m'agradi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-1673285966936682822?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-58568698446317890482008-09-28T23:18:00.002+02:002008-09-28T23:18:42.364+02:00La diferència entre la meva vida i les pelis americanes és que, aquí, els aneguets lletjos són realment lletjos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5856869844631789048?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-32467504500823226572008-09-28T14:41:00.000+02:002008-09-28T14:42:26.428+02:00La vida és curta, no tenim temps per perdre amb verges.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3246750450082322657?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-76307561786181390892008-09-26T14:47:00.001+02:002008-09-26T14:47:30.063+02:00Avui he descobert que existeix el somriure de desgraciada.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7630756178618139089?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-35291747347592791452008-09-25T19:12:00.000+02:002008-09-25T19:13:09.204+02:00Pel carrer, les gordes són transparents.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3529174734759279145?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-38366375836321388002008-09-25T01:04:00.001+02:002008-09-25T01:04:42.340+02:00La vida és això, per molt que pensis en allò<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3836637583632138800?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-64339597709752051972008-09-23T13:57:00.000+02:002008-09-23T13:58:51.974+02:00No sé a qui espero, la veritat. Però espero.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6433959770975205197?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-67400455832943358642008-09-23T00:07:00.001+02:002008-09-23T00:08:09.271+02:00El problema de la tecnologia perfecta és que deixa els humans que m'envolten en evidència.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6740045583294335864?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-87169310613374713922008-09-22T23:26:00.000+02:002008-09-22T23:27:02.204+02:00Tot això per només 1,95 €<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8716931061337471392?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-63640076444605205692008-09-22T23:23:00.000+02:002008-09-22T23:24:22.856+02:00No esteu a l'alçada i estic fart d'ajupir-me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6364007644460520569?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-29060490317910598382008-09-22T13:49:00.002+02:002008-09-22T13:50:35.357+02:00No em miris amb aquesta cara, en aquest país tirar els trastos és un dret constitucional.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-2906049031791059838?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-58524049122741474922008-09-21T23:46:00.000+02:002008-09-21T23:47:17.697+02:00Si l'iPhone la xupés no necessitaria res més a la vida.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5852404912274147492?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-62391122948250942242008-09-19T01:12:00.004+02:002008-09-19T01:16:51.788+02:00Ja fa anys que vaig deixar segells i xapes. Ara col·lecciono cicatrius.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6239112294825094224?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-85732801357185518802008-09-19T01:12:00.003+02:002008-09-19T01:16:18.119+02:00Triïs el camí que triïs et perdràs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8573280135718551880?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-39420052959792924592008-09-19T01:12:00.001+02:002008-09-19T01:12:55.625+02:00Aquella hauria de fer règim d'ego.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3942005295979292459?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-30940599847175657182008-09-17T02:39:00.002+02:002008-09-17T02:42:20.082+02:00Tant tapís, tanta verge i tanta talla romànica: quan follem?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3094059984717565718?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-33018355652173530572008-09-17T02:38:00.000+02:002008-09-17T02:39:56.952+02:00Ensenyar-li tot i que et deixi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3301835565217353057?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-13621214768768958772008-09-17T02:37:00.002+02:002008-09-17T02:38:31.524+02:00Els mosquits només hi són quan ho desitjo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-1362121476876895877?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-36822545762516216002008-09-17T02:37:00.001+02:002008-09-17T02:37:56.425+02:00M'agradaria ser tu però que tu no fossis jo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3682254576251621600?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-8634032155394726932008-09-17T02:34:00.001+02:002008-09-17T02:37:21.296+02:00Si mates el pare qui et recollirà a l'aeroport?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-863403215539472693?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-88372376725514519472008-09-16T20:46:00.001+02:002008-09-16T20:46:37.350+02:00En vull una com tu però versió supersize.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8837237672551451947?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-20054618926802733712008-09-16T20:45:00.001+02:002008-09-16T20:45:55.158+02:00El verb enamorar-se no té persones del plural.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-2005461892680273371?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-63867626188220928022008-09-16T02:03:00.001+02:002008-09-16T02:06:08.222+02:00Les muses van i venen però mai t'hi cases.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6386762618822092802?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-32929357905129430942008-09-16T00:59:00.001+02:002008-09-16T01:00:18.354+02:00La vida és un Loading... que mai acaba de carregar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3292935790512943094?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-20640336029018006212008-09-15T01:38:00.001+02:002008-09-15T01:38:50.407+02:00A Hollywood què fan després d'un càsting nefast? N'organitzen un altre o es queden la menys lletja?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-2064033602901800621?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-74084797578459353632008-09-15T01:21:00.002+02:002008-09-15T01:22:30.460+02:00Intentant que t'encabissis al buit vaig acabar tot esquinçat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7408479757845935363?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-57249913992600179992008-09-15T01:21:00.001+02:002008-09-15T01:21:26.627+02:00No ets tu, és la teva ombra el que m'obsessiona.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5724991399260017999?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-53016609375554055732008-09-14T03:52:00.001+02:002008-09-14T03:53:56.111+02:00També té un costat bo: d'ençà que no follem els veïns dormen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5301660937555405573?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-33466431873479680672008-09-14T03:12:00.001+02:002008-09-14T03:14:10.620+02:00No és que no m'agradi la teva amiga, és la manera mongoloide com diu les erres el que em tira enrere.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3346643187347968067?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-7997679699200811312008-09-14T02:47:00.002+02:002008-09-14T02:51:38.341+02:00Cada dissabte jugàvem a fer-nos gordes, però amb allò vas rebentar la partida.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-799767969920081131?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-71622561869120029172008-09-14T02:46:00.003+02:002008-09-14T02:47:08.328+02:00Jo també, jo també, jo també vull sortir a Google si busques 'Guerra de polles!'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7162256186912002917?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-55554329634104571532008-09-14T02:44:00.001+02:002008-09-14T03:12:13.726+02:00Nu sobre el llit fent ballar la titola, em passen les hores que ni me n'entero.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5555432963410457153?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-33109513564245209582008-09-14T02:40:00.001+02:002008-09-14T02:42:21.482+02:00Per ell era amor, per nosaltres zoofília.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3310951356424520958?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-52492853267675436772008-09-14T02:34:00.005+02:002008-09-14T02:42:49.352+02:00És veure-la i dir "uish, no", marxar i quedar-me amb ganes de follar-me-la.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5249285326767543677?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-37950400976566670772008-09-14T02:34:00.004+02:002008-09-14T02:42:37.248+02:00Molt règim molt règim però continues atipant-te de polla.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3795040097656667077?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-91527061111682168432008-09-14T02:33:00.001+02:002008-09-14T02:33:57.696+02:00Si no vigilo, als 40 seré un consumidor compulsiu d'autoajuda.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-9152706111168216843?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-76463589142203912032008-09-14T02:31:00.001+02:002008-09-14T02:33:30.205+02:00Als 30 la gent té fills per matar l'avorriment.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7646358914220391203?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-70225138189820564242008-09-13T19:48:00.001+02:002008-09-13T19:50:39.320+02:00No sigueu primàries: els homes també tenim la regla.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7022513818982056424?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-8672368140142776262008-09-13T17:08:00.001+02:002008-09-13T17:08:34.731+02:00Eren molt feliços: passaven les tardes follant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-867236814014277626?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-46360392472993044422008-09-13T15:14:00.001+02:002008-09-13T15:15:23.596+02:00I llavors Confuci va dir: desconfia de les ulleres de pasta blanques.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4636039247299304442?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-74748559197839521372008-09-13T14:05:00.003+02:002008-09-13T14:08:59.517+02:00Impassible dona fatal: tingues clar que, si fos per mi, el semen aniria directe a les ulleres de sol on t'amagues.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7474855919783952137?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-48017812680578702782008-09-12T20:33:00.000+02:002008-09-12T20:34:04.696+02:00Treballen a botigues de roba perquè són gais o són gais perquè treballen a botigues de roba?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4801781268057870278?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-78655942595108751812008-09-12T04:45:00.001+02:002008-09-12T04:46:17.151+02:00Als túnels del terror acostumen a fer més por els visitants que els treballadors.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7865594259510875181?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-56982660499742746702008-09-12T02:57:00.001+02:002008-09-12T02:57:44.603+02:00Quan has dit "si quedem follarem" m'han caigut els ous a terra.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-5698266049974274670?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-48120302053005873042008-09-12T01:05:00.001+02:002008-09-12T01:07:00.730+02:00Tants impotents pel món i jo esgotant les existències de Kleenexs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4812030205300587304?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-75711974730171019022008-09-12T00:39:00.001+02:002008-09-12T00:41:16.186+02:00Qui vol una fortuna tenint la Johansson?<br />Qui vol un àtic al Tàmesis tenint la Johansson?<br />De fet... qui sortiria del llit tenint-hi la Johansson?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7571197473017101902?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-87732724994033646812008-09-12T00:33:00.003+02:002008-09-12T00:37:26.124+02:00El problema de Match Point és que parteix del supòsit -totalment equivocat- que hi ha algú capaç de no rendir-se a Scarlett Johansson. Entre una fortuna o aquells llavis no hi ha dilema possible.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8773272499403364681?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-87158984142443855952008-09-12T00:12:00.000+02:002008-09-12T00:13:16.593+02:00Mirant-me com em mirava, qualsevol hagués dit que te la folles tu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8715898414244385595?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-48600945204694852352008-09-12T00:07:00.003+02:002008-09-12T00:09:53.472+02:00Escolta, barrilete, deixa ja de donar la vara amb les samarretes XXL: embolica't una estelada i a córrer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4860094520469485235?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-34768253148320101452008-09-10T12:40:00.001+02:002008-09-10T12:40:41.378+02:00Què fer-ne, de les casiguapes?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-3476825314832010145?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-4629911441685503192008-09-10T11:04:00.004+02:002008-09-10T12:41:02.265+02:00Durant mesos, cada cop que et sonava el telèfon era un ai al cor desitjant que fos ella. Ara, quan al final et truca, l'envies a la merda i li dius que et deixi dormir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-462991144168550319?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-77299614186400379342008-09-10T01:57:00.001+02:002008-09-10T01:59:06.186+02:00El meu problema de sempre és que prefereixo "algú" a "algun lloc".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-7729961418640037934?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-14475254514929845622008-09-10T01:17:00.004+02:002008-09-10T01:27:01.960+02:00Japonesos, coreans, vietnamites, cambodjans reduïts a un sol gentilici. Ser xino no és qüestió de geografia sinó d'ulls.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-1447525451492984562?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-48528012571999360022008-09-10T01:11:00.003+02:002008-09-10T01:13:37.605+02:00Les nòvies són com els mosquits, valoren el seu èxit comptant els dies que passes gratant-te.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4852801257199936002?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-27505249288151616492008-09-09T23:00:00.001+02:002008-09-09T23:00:42.940+02:00Em falta una màxima tipus "home vol dir llar en anglès" en femení.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-2750524928815161649?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-48652906516278841302008-09-09T17:28:00.002+02:002008-09-09T17:54:02.557+02:00Cinc minuts després de la lleterada és impossible recordar quina cara feia la tia del vídeo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4865290651627884130?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-43328648542602323002008-09-09T17:21:00.001+02:002008-09-09T17:24:27.543+02:00Els polvos fàcils es passen de rebutjar-los a suplicar-los.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4332864854260232300?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-4623721541566322912008-09-09T14:39:00.003+02:002008-09-09T17:24:41.512+02:00Vessament a Tarragona. El fuel també es succiona.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-462372154156632291?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-7162819276793856202008-09-09T14:14:00.002+02:002008-09-09T14:16:11.125+02:00La cantarella que el crim perfecte no existeix és una bajanada suprema. Hi ha hagut milers de crims perfectes, però precisament perquè han estat perfectes no se n'ha assabentat ningú.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-716281927679385620?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-44213534091247920612008-09-09T12:52:00.002+02:002008-09-09T12:56:41.768+02:00Sempre que acabo de pelar-me-la miro que la webcam no estigués activada.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4421353409124792061?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-49188125620870937122008-09-09T12:13:00.002+02:002008-09-09T12:17:04.043+02:00Què va ser primer, l'ou o la gallina?<br />Els unglots i la silicona van començar al porno i van acabar a Baywatch o van començar amb Mitch Buchanan i van acabar al món del porno?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-4918812562087093712?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-87585403061657286782008-09-09T11:34:00.001+02:002008-09-09T11:37:04.977+02:00Com les dones, m'agrada veure les pelis porno fins al final. En el meu cas, però, per comparar la qualitat de la lleterada. Si competeixo amb professionals, miro trist el meu paper de vàter tacat i em dic "res a fer".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-8758540306165728678?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5237791201066291170.post-65298270417769619672008-09-09T11:10:00.001+02:002008-09-09T12:17:25.940+02:00<div style="text-align: left;">Avui he obert al carter amb una taca de lefa fresca al pijama. He signat on m'hi indicava, li he rigut un parell de gràcies i he tornat al PC.<br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5237791201066291170-6529827041776961967?l=liquidaciototal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Albert Fornsnoreply@blogger.com0